• Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    19·
    6 months ago

    My 2am goblin mode basically means the sandwich ain’t getting made

    I’m just going to shovel some cheese in my mouth, eat a slice of bread, and drink some water.

    Or better eat leftovers right out of the fridge

    Edit: Cold pizza just hits different at 2am

      • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        6 months ago

        One can slice it, heat only a half, put the cold one on top. Your karma cancels out, the meal gets two different temperatures and textures so taste is more complex and you may probably confuse other people with a pizza burger recipe.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    7·
    6 months ago

    Clearly, it’s not ADHDing right. At 3 AM you should start preheating the oven and break out a thirty step recipe to cook a five course meal.

    • over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      I’ve put pre-boiled Ramen noodles on toast before, on a George Foreman Grill. Don’t deny the powers of ADHD + IDGAF Syndrome…