They’re not even pretending anymore

I’m not your buddy, pal

You don’t need any app. I recently moved over from iPhone to android, and I have an airtag in my shoulder bag. My razr 2024 has to remind me every day that there is an airtag traveling with me. There is no way for me to tell it to ignore this one since it’s mine.

England’s fashion sense seems to have gone up after wearing the nice red boot

How inconsiderate of Queen Charles!

Reminds me of No Man’s Sky. Anyone played/plays that here? I’ve had it in my wishlist for a long while now, but it doesn’t seem to go as low as I would like. Is it still worth buying at half price after all these years? For reference, I pretty much never buy games unless it is at least 75% off

No, it’s actually $399 on one random day, but you HOLD for black Friday, and it’s $499.

I’m at a complete loss. Could somebody explain this to me?

come back when it’s handwritten

Which is true, honestly. The wolf needs to eat to live, and the duck/hen needs not to be eaten to live.

Sadly, he couldn’t get over his fear of crossing bodies of water.

Hopefully not literally

A noble aspiration

This guy sprinkles

What about his family at the address?

Givemeanalternative

What? Just because they’re colorblind they have no use for a penis? That’s ableism.

Holey fuck

That’s why you bring your sword with you.

It gives me guilt every time I see the unread notification from weeks ago.