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OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
Sentient airplanes are such adorable creatures
Why
A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn’t able to tell who the actual characters were in this story…? Is it a plane and another plane?
Yes it is. This is porn for airplanekin. You can find a surprising amount of it online.
Or so you’ve heard
Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like…10 minutes.
They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that
I’ve been laughing at this comment for two days now.
They actually have protocols where too many sonic porn artists are not allowed on the same flight to prevent just such a tragedy.
They don’t want to leave him alone on a Friday night.
All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.
The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.
Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it’s furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis
Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.
This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.
This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.
So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?
It would level the playing field.
Imagine the smell on that plane
Definite arch territory.
Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp
I took it as bronies and furries work together on Linux distros, so you’re missing half the team, not the full team.
But most bronies I know are getting into the furry fandom, myself included.
It’s delayed because it takes that long to make sure MLP is fully purged.
None of the chaos spawn may survive!
For the Emperor!
/unjerk G, none of the above. Im so tired of this shitty meme. Get new material my god.
I am not going to UwU the shit out of you, and I’m only commenting so you can applaud my restraint.
I applaud your god-like restraint
