Last Christmas by Bham!
Verse:
Last Christmas, I bought you a plane,
A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained.
But it turns out, it’s not just for fun,
A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton.
Chorus:
Last Christmas, I gave you my plane,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me some stress,
I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.
I mean yes, the corporations are enslaving children in Asia and polluting the globe, but you need to look on the brigth side: the profits of shareholders have never been higher.