Takeout

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you’ll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO “OLD KING COLE”!

Closed for Saturnalia

MFs covered me in ERA when I fell asleep first at the party

600 degree???

Don’t worry, that’s the pilots old lucky cumrag. Stiff as a board, it won’t unfurl any time soon

I like how without context that comment implies that the scooter was turned into some sort of ground based drone that autonomously drove up to the guy before exploding

Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

Whenever I see government officials mess up I get reminded of the famous Marcus Aurelius quote:

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”

Which I think sums it up perfectly

I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

It’s just weird how he did all of that in the 1960’s

I work in conjunction with small claim courts and it often surprises people how informal it can get. In the situation you describe the judge might just straight up tell Starbucks “You are a billion dollar company, the rules apply differently to you than to a small local business”

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

Bravo Vince

You guys use deci liter?

What’s with the wording of this title? “Unhoused people” instead of “Homeless”/“Homeless people”

Please do not publicize the location and movement of active troops, mkay?

Nice, we’re finally getting unironical r/im14andthisisdeep. Few more years and this site will have all the shit people left reddit for.