Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNow give me a treatslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1909arrow-down16cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down1·2 days agoYou should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too. Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 day agoThen make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoCats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
This is why I prefer cats.
Cats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
Not how drugs work…