doctorskull@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMerry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down18
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minus-squareColour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoMy friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoIt’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoHonestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.
My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
It’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.
Honestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.