Future headline: Indian government accidentally launches military offensive against Mars

OP’s mom right now

I started holding on to the stickers my kids give me waiting for that perfect spot because what if I put it somewhere and change my mind later and now, well

Not to ruin the moment but /proceeds to ruin the moment for absolutely nobody’s benefit

I’ve been trying to use google to understand this reference but it’s late for me, are you talking about the Heinz ad with the song “anticipation” from the 1970’s? Or is there a story i missed

Harrison Wells looking mf

smh oh I see, you’re one of them. Let me guess, you also think it’s “CGI” that our toys come to life and have emotionally charged adventures while we’re in another room?

I mean, it was documented on film that they did? Man took his whole house to Paradise Falls on camera and people still deny it.

I kind of wish he’d said “use the van” instead of “go in the van”. This is on the van owner.

This is like if Gary Larsen made memes

Hey, you know that it was just a joke, right?

Honestly

that makes it ok in the USA.

It sucks living in the only capitalist economy anywhere on the globe which america definitely is because no other country in history has ever empowered oligarchs except us 😩

Ungrateful peasants. If you simply use remarkable deals like this one to save $0.01 USD roughly 100 million times, you could be a millionaire. It’s called the economy, try it sometime.

Goku is famous for challenging himself whenever a stronger opponent surfaces so 😬

If you raise your kids to be the type of human beings who wantonly crush other kids sand castles, you all deserve a snow castle tower through the guts

I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

This sounds like the tagline for a romcom version of robin hood made in 1998

My first date with my girlfriend was at a Wendy’s and we took the bus to get there. That was 2005. We got married in 2009 and just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary. It doesn’t matter where you go or how much you spend, it just matters who you’re there with.