My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.

Delet this!

Well, a very gay colleague of mine came to a costume party without a costume and when he was asked why he didn’t have one he simply replied “I’m dressed as a f*g”.

I actually recently lost almost 2 standard deviations from my IQ due to TBI and am AuDHD. Perhaps you should ask a handicapable MF?

I’d be ok living in Antarctica. I’m sure penguin is delicious.

Cool, I’ve met a few people from Murmansk and Arkhangelsk, but I’ve never actually been to Russia. Wouldn’t risk it now. One of my former colleagues said that he can’t go back to visit his family until the war is over, because they’ve made entering Russia on a damaged passport a jailable offence. He’s worried that he’d be sent to die in Ukraine if he tried to go home.

They considered Tromsø, but it was too expensive and too much of a tourist trap. Also I’m not sure how welcoming Russia is to Americans RN. I assume you didn’t go to Norilsk on holiday, so how was Murmansk?

Do I also get a free trip to Antarctica, if I pretend to be fucking retarded?

Well it’s not Reddit.

I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.

However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.

Don’t feel bad. I always nut before the end too.

That was nasty.

I see what you did there! #hungryBitches

Good point! I should beat my meat in public… More.

I feel like Norwegian kids are waaaaay more feral than french kids

Lol, I assume that’s a description of the execution of a french spy?

Rye, not wheat.