It’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.

In series or parallel?

But I thought he wanted to reduce imports from China.

Lightstrip behind the headboard. Wireless switch in the middle. Problem solved, no homosexuality involved.

How dare they raise you and then spend their own money?!

It looks appetising, but it’s not without it’s downsides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUi8As6UVAU

Rolf Harris just been announced as a special guest.

I know what it is and I hate it.

Gzipped files are about the same size and the code would still be readable by people wanting to learn.

The modern web is an abortion.

30 thousand people used to live here.

Now it’s a ghost town.

“Wait, I meant abolitionist. I always get those two mixed up…”

Icelanders can definitely tell a fellow Icelander from a foreigner just by looking.

I married one, so it always amuses me to see Icelandic shop staff look at us both and struggle for a second to work out which language to use.

Is there though? I’ve never been unable to buy an Any Time ticket on the day because a train is full.

I’ve only been unable to board a train a handful of times, and that was because people were rammed in like the Black Hole of Calcutta before the train even arrived.

Having used plenty of EMR services before I’m counting down the days until they’re renationalised…

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

“you think if JFK comes back he wants to see sniper rifles everywhere?”

I guess the tin-foil hat brigade were right. Electric vehicles are dangerous after all.

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…

I’m having to replace my bathroom speaker controller because something about my new Pixel phone doesn’t like them. The app won’t run under modern android, and doesn’t even connect via Bluetooth.

Flew so many people to the other side of the world they didn’t even notice their own kid missing? How rich you have to be for that?

That’s a man considering a new career.

You can’t write boobs, the sacred algorithms don’t like it!