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oberstoffensichtlich@feddit.org to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Daily 💀 Fella — FUCK ME! WHAT A FUCKING DAY!

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Daily 💀 Fella — FUCK ME! WHAT A FUCKING DAY!

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  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    Left align the text you lunatic

    • 5oap10116@lemmy.world
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      Chill it’s obviously a poem

    • HaleHirsute@infosec.pub
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      Hurts my damn eyes

    • RidderSport@feddit.org
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      Block alignment in two columns is the way to go

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    “There it is flying by, fuck. Fucking flying over again, fuck. It’s all fucking fucked up! Everything. It’s fucked as fuck. They’re fucking bombing it since 2.30am & they still are fucking it now. It’s a serious tragedy, folks. This is serious stuff. It’s all fucking on fire. And it’s fucking smoke. It’s all fucking exploding. That’s it. The Oktyabrsk airfield is fucking fucked as fuck. That’s really something else. And all the new hangars, it’s all blown up in the air, fuck.”

    Marvellous.

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      I’m so stealing this wonderfull poetry for some status report in the future.

      Fucking excellent!

      Edit: spelling is hard

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    Slava Ukraini!

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    I was depending on the Telegraph, but this is the only paper I need now. Fucking lifeline.

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    Hmm thank you for introducing me to the makers of this http://nafo-ofan.org/ very cool.

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