The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

This is what living in America does to the brain

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.

I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

You know most enlisted aren’t in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

Selfish bastard didn’t get milady any milk

You mean they snap you back in

Relevant username

A fucking DORK?

My dumbass looking for Saddam Hussein like it’s where’s Waldo

I learned a lot about myself that day 😏

When I was a kid at camp I went to bump a volleyball and absolutely slammed this chick right in the asshole. I still wake up at 2am some nights thinking about the shame.

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Only the good die young