I will eat all the cookies.

I will drink all the beer.

I will eat all the ham.

I will fall into a food coma.

And when I have a tummy ache I will receive the belly rubs.

All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.

I remember this cyber redneck who wanted to flex about this truck by walking over it. The moment he laid his foot on the glass it fucking cracked.

This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will cum come!” vibes.

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It wouldn’t be the craziest thing happening this year?

The 57-year-old suspect came to a McDonald’s in High Point, North Carolina on Dec. 28, according to an incident report, after his wife complained to him that her employees were “disrespecting her” during her training as a manager.

Ah yes. As it is written in Chad 2:19 “When some guy disrespects your wifu, shove them asshead into the fryer. God likes his offers crispy.”

Yeah, CNN showed the security camera footage and I have to say: that entire thing went like one of my first Hitman play throughs.

Oh good. I wasn’t the only one.

I am eating for my life!

Putin said Western air defenses are not capable of destroying the Oreshnik missile in flight, although this claim can’t be verified. He said Russia would provide warnings to Ukraine in advance of similar missile attacks in the future to allow civilians to escape danger zones.

Every single thing he says is a lie. Cocksucker.

Hey, I actually understood that one.

Let me go further: spikes.

A post “end” location on the star map. You can fly there and it’s the only way to gather promethium, a material you need to craft the post game super science. I don’t think the shattered planet is supposed to be reached. It’s insanely far away and the asteroids get bonkers. But that didn’t stop some maniacs to actually do it with a butt load of nukes.

Actually, Gleba is working pretty great. Why? How? Fuck, I don’t know. I think the gods of engineering smiled down on me. Or had pity.

It’s Aquilo I am concerned about. That base is in a constant state of failing but not actually breaking down. Like a sinking ship that doesn’t have the courtesy to finally submerge.

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Also there is the shattered planet. Bragging rights are the most important rights after all.

Finished it just yesterday night…I think I should check on my girlfriend.

Most well equipped comic book stores have it. I’m sure you will find it there.

The best comic I have ever read. Period.

What do you mean “you pricks”? I am not American. I am German. And I think you are having a panic attack.

Not arguing against the things you wrote possibly happening. Hell, I think it will be even worse than that.

But these people also didn’t want any of this. Let’s not be awful against those who need a blanket and a hug, please?

Kinda douchey to be a dick towards those who fought against it, don’t you think?

He’s probably fighting a bad case of reflux and diarrhoea because he is even with a woman of colour.