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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

The heavier

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • DistractedDev@lemm.ee
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    Finally a lighter that won’t get stolen

    • z00s@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Find out this one weird stoner trick that will save you hundreds of dollars!

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And some bogan will still “acidentally” pocket the damn thing after I loan it

    • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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      stop loaning them. light it for them instead.

    • Godort@lemm.ee
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      The best solution to this that I’ve seen was a system where the lighter was hanging from a string on a hook in the ceiling.

      It had enough slack that it could reach the couch and table comfortably, but no one would absent mindedly pocket the thing.

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        also seen them taped to an empty beer bottle

      • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        hmmm, I could do that with one of those retractable badge holder cables on my belt actually. They can grab and light it themselves but i’ll be fucked if they’ll walk off with it.

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      Found the aussie

      • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Unfortunately not. I end up watching too much Australian content though

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    You know whoever made that is carrying it around with them just to make that joke when someone asks for a lighter.

    • fossphi@lemm.ee
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      100 percent worth it

  • sudo@lemmy.today
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    Flick your brick

  • FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world
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    “I call it a loudener” - Sledgehammer

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    The heavier…the fewer…

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    Ima break my bong with this shit

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