What is “rizz”?
It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.
Did you say youts?
Yeah. Two yutes.
Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?
I’m sorry, your honor. Two “youths”.
Oh you mean utes
It’s slang for charisma.
She has no rizz
recessive jizz
You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎
I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.
Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.
Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?
POV means nothing anymore
falls into the same category as useless “nobody:”
Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.
Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”
Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”
Mom: “really? you sure about that?”
Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”
Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”
Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”
Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment
I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.
Parents be winning.
If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.
To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.
