Actual swords or mall ninja stuff?

Dungeon grinding in your favorite MMO is a valid way to spend the day….

Provided that by doing so you’re not falling too far behind on life maintenance (laundry, grocery shopping, etc).

This would totally be Brick from The Middle

One of the weirder experiences in my life was taking a ghost tour in a haunted mansion and having this album spontaneously play in my head.

I think it’s supposed to be bird food

I wonder if this is the base structure of a parade float.

Not sure if that’s better, worse, or equally mediocre compared to Laszlo Cravensworth turning into Jackie Daytona with a simple toothpick.

Sounds like Murphy’s Law of Replacement Items

Mr gravy seal himself

I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

“Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?

Do you even lift shitpost bro?

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

Demi Moore, Julianne Moore, and idk but probably has the last name Moore

12 million SEK =

• 1.12m USD
• 1.06m EUR
• 859k GBP

What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

They must have been playing cookie clicker to come up with a fine that big

Lol I didn’t realize that the pankakke version wasn’t the original.