• harmsy@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 hours ago

    At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don’t make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.

  • banazir@lemmy.ml
    3·
    3 hours ago

    It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.

  • pyre@lemmy.world
    2·
    3 hours ago

    the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?

    ah yes, “the reapers”. sorry honey, I don’t believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life’s pretty good in this universe.

  • nuko147@lemm.eeEnglish
    22·
    7 hours ago

    Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

  • Zdrahonul@lemmynsfw.com
    2·
    4 hours ago

    Well, as far as Path of Exile 2 is concerned, I’ll try to become someone’s pet. Pets don’t fight, are invincible and all they do is follow their owner wherever they go. I’d be able to see wondrous landscapes and all kinds of monsters without a care in the world.

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
    11·
    6 hours ago

    Pokemon seems awful

    Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food

    Animal attacks are more common and dangerous

    • Soggy@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      6 hours ago

      If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.

      The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

    • turnip@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      3·
      5 hours ago

      These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.

  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
    5·
    5 hours ago

    Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.

  • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
    2·
    5 hours ago

    Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.

    And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

  • Radioactive Butthole@reddthat.comEnglish
    5·
    6 hours ago

    Wheel of Time wouldn’t be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you’re completely screwed if you’re a male and end up being a magic user.

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
    4·
    6 hours ago

    I’m good. I mean, there’s a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more “asshole characters and weird animals” than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less ‘socialism’ and more ‘post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech’.

    … I’m talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.

    … Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I’d be experimented on.

  • bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.socialEnglish
    16·
    8 hours ago

    Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can’t say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green