Aldi.

Those look like the cheeses you get at Aldi.

Josuke when he tries to grow facial hair.

Starts out as top left, starts taking care of himself and going to the gym, reaches top right and keeps going until getting to bottom left. Meanwhile the bottom right picture gets skinnier over time.

*immediately gets pwned*

The Department of Redundency Department now has you on a watchlist.

There’s nothing wrong with blaming them, but we still need to figure out how to get their lazy asses into the booths in 2026, 2028, and beyond.

In 99.95% of all pregnancies, the mother is just fine.

And most cases of abortion happen because the mother is not “just fine” at all and will die or be disfigured if abortion is not carried out in a timely manner.

On the bright side, at least we’ll finally be rid of the motherfucker on Inauguration Day 2029, assuming he doesn’t keel over from oldasfuckitis before then.

Let her conquer me.

Wasn’t even required reading for me. I was just flipping through my textbook one day and found that in one of the sections the class was never going to reach.

I don’t think it even qualifies as a knife. It’s probably made of some sort of cheap stainless steel that goes dull if you sneeze at it.

It also has a poly count lower than most people’s shoe size.

I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.

If weight is the only thing you care about, then sure. The only problem is even normal weighted blankets can be an absolute furnace in the summer.

Because it’s a tree that smells awful if you don’t clean up all the dropped fruits.

This whole thing made me remember those old Menard’s ads that would end with the old guy drawing a circle with his jaw while saying “menAAAAAARRRRRRRDSSS!!!”

There are Linux users trying to use Photoshop?

Mr. Skeltal’s was worse.

Edit: I misremembered the meme. It was Mr. Bones. Doot doot.