I continue to applaud The Onion’s ability to deliver when, in general, things are so absurd.
I might not agree with all of cobweb skeleton’s positions, but I can’t deny that he has experience
Cobweb skeleton does have one perk over the current crop of ghouls. Namely, ghouls are all about grave robbing and feeding on dead bodies, and skeletons are just people doing people things, but missing their meat shell.
Still has better health care than you.
Beyond death, there is no concern for disease.
KY and Mitch name a better duo
Pelosi campaigning from her hospital bed to make sure a 74 year old no name with cancer gets a committee chair before AOC.
So glad they have their priorities straight
ayyy too soon sheesh 🛩️⛪⛪
RU and Trump
For the Emperor!
Even in death I
servegrift!
Finally some fresh blood. Err… fresh bones…?
Dem Bones
Well sure, Nancy Pelosi need him to block AOC on the oversight committee
COME ON! HES EARNED IT!
