The comments in this thread are making me feel even older having grown up on 2400bps modem dialing into BBSs, lol.

Oh wow, I didn’t even think of it like all of that…shit, Trump’s going to have an aneurysm.

Oh god, I don’t know if I could do that. Our showers are softened and… something else that removes the smell. And we have an under-sink 5-stage filter for drinking or cooking with because if you use the well water for, say, stew or pasta, it just tastes “off”

I’m so happy to see so many comments shitting on Dasani. I’ve sworn at random times to friends and family that Dasani tastes like garbage. Like wet dog runoff or water that was stewed with pennies. But nobody ever agrees. It actually tastes closer to my sulfur-y well water than any other normal bottled water.

Yes! Why does Dasani taste so much worse than any other bottled water?

Elon’s?

That’s fucked up.

I continue to applaud The Onion’s ability to deliver when, in general, things are so absurd.

My Roku used to do this, but sadly my NVIDIA shield doesn’t.

This cheered me up tonight, thank you 😂

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

Or we all end up patriot acted away into oblivion.

I get what you’re saying and I’m all for it, but I also wonder if there is a more sneaky way to achieve the same end result.

Maybe we need to democratize Adjustor targets. Start a worldwide coalition with some sort of anonymous forum and voting system.

…seriously? That’s depressing :|

I would like to know how we can all do more to bring this about.

Bret Stephens sucks.

This might not be the perfect analogy but this made me think of people I know who find healthy relationships “boring” and prefer unhealthy relationships with a lot of fighting and drama because it’s more exciting.

But at the end of the day the healthy relationship is healthier, it just “feels” uncomfortable until one can realign to it. As another comment says, you feasibly have more time to do the same tasks and, thus, avoid any stress or anxiety but that is possibly going to feel weird and uncomfortable because of the anxiety you were so used to attaching to it.

Maybe it’ll just take some time?

Satire sites continue to deliver, despite my expectations that it would be so hard in this climate.

That’s the point. Make Trump feel like he’s second fiddle and he might just ditch Elon. Setting off a war of the elites.

Dang that’s a good deal (I’m joking).

I would have to pay ~$1800/mo for just my wife and I for mediocre coverage.

Geographic American here.

I just left a job with a health plan for my wife and I, to continue coverage would cost me ~$1810/mo OOP. And, yes, I would then still need to pay more to hit my OOP Maximum.