• SonOfMothman@lemmy.world
    33·
    4 months ago

    Yeah he was supposed to talk about the economy but didn’t(again) so it just looked weird having random groceries next to him lol

    • haunte@leminal.spaceEnglish
      16·
      4 months ago

      This instant coffee is so bad, they’re so communist, and so many people will tell you… wait, what… apparently the owner of folgers is one of my supporters, they’re the best, they’re so unbelievable, so amazing. The best part of waking up is… what? apparently that was a hack, they never gave us a dime, Folgers are the absolute worst, they taste terrible! This coffee is like a used tampon, and I would know what that tastes like, I had a teenaged daughter. So anyways… Now they’re telling my Folgers has donated a million dollars to my re-erection account, they are the best. Go buy Fulgers, it’s simply the best.

    • VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works
      8·
      4 months ago

      Hey he covered it; how dare you try and make him sound like a crazy old man talking nonsense… here’s what he said,

      “Wow school lunches up 65 per cent, how can a family afford this? But look at this over here, what a nice job…”

      “I think I’m going to take some of them back to my cottage and have a lot of fun.

      “Like the Cheerios, I haven’t seen Cheerios in a long time, I’m gonna take them back with me.”