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goblin@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Canadian Athlete Caught Using Performance Enhancer

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Canadian Athlete Caught Using Performance Enhancer

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goblin@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    Bench me muscle mommy!

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      See, some people get it

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        A functional strength build like this is totally hot.

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          Pure strength or more of a balanced str/dex build? I’m currently running a str/faith build which is quite fun.

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      There’s always one a lot

  • AshMan85@lemmy.world
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    Maple syrup?

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    It’s just maple syrup.

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      That’s the joke.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    By Canada’s national broadcaster, no less!

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    Wait are they actually drinking maple syrup wouldn’t that give you a cramp or something?

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      It’s just sugar bro, like eating a pack of gummy bears. Still bad for you, but wouldn’t hurt you.

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        Also not actually bad if you actually use the calories immediately, like an Olympic athlete likely will.

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      Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you’ll have a ton of energy while lifting.

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        That makes more sense. For some reason I imagined her just drinking a large bag of pure maple syrup like it was a bottle of water

  • smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today
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    crack one of those giant cans

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    C’mon Canadian. You’re losing to the American, it’s embarrassing.

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      Do you have a maple syrup cartel? Quebec does.

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    Which athlete / event was this?

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