My mom’s always liked finger puppets.

Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.

Are they an invasive species?

I hear he teaches the Wonton Burrito Meals course at the local university.

Grandpa’s a professor though.

Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

Logic in religion? That’s your first mistake there.

Straight to his room and don’t come out until he’s learned his lesson…

Tywin is right.

Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.

Not that funny but I’ll upvote because LOTR.

He could’ve finished quicker but was too drunk on whiskey.

They’re smiling!

I can’t un-see this so now I will make others suffer.

Do it. My buddy went into the trades after being laid off a few years ago and hasn’t looked back. He’s enjoying it.

In fact, he reminds me about it while I’m stuck in meetings…

And the sausage guy.

So you haven’t fully gone over the edge. Keep it up, you’re doing great!

Franklin Manson

Make cents.