You haven’t felt true pain until you’ve been forced to listen to 12 Days of Christmas by The Bird and the Bee a minimum of 4 times a day

well this year is a leap year so that would make it 366 days. so it could be 365 days except for the 25th of December

I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but I think I can see joy in the eyes of the beaker walking up to the cameraman as they come to beat this shit out of them

no no, God is doing this BECAUSE we’re polluting the earth. if you stop and reverse the pollution then he won’t be mad anymore…

You think that would work to get them to stop?

Somehow, the bugs returned…

when I was a kid I had to retrieve a ball that went into a brush of prickly pear. I didn’t see any spikes coming out of it so I thought it was fine.

it hurt so much just to move my hand

also with https://revanced.app

Grand Thumb did a video on .22LR, and it definitely can still do damage at that range. Granted, you’d have to be an incredibly good shot, but could still be deadly

Rise of the Planet of the Monkeys from the Planet of the Apes

are you implying that XKCD isn’t a shitpost?

Rule 1: Always follow Rule 2 Rule 2: Never follow Rule 1

ok so I don’t really drink alcohol, but some online friends got me to try soju. Grabbed some from the store and… I don’t get it. very much an alcohol taste to it. I can taste the plum in it, but it’s just not that great imo.

• SponsorBlock (by the same guy) to cut out in video ads

I’d assume because the majority of people here don’t use Apple products