It doesn’t get more American than solving healthcare with gun violence.

Closing vim is like landing a plane: anytime you can walk away unscathed it’s a success.

The article is real, btw

What a terrible day to have eyes

Apparently one who was here illegally as well

I went to elementary school when whitehouse.com was still a porn site. I remember a class in the computer lab where we were supposed to do research on the government. Our teacher was very clear about going to the .gov website and absolutely not the .com one.

Whatever adult content blocking they had set up did not work.

At that price I’m definitely sneaking in my own drink and snacks.

I don’t think he actually thinks that, I think it’s just that he is simple-minded and once he makes a concrete connection between concepts he’s unable to stop using it.

In his 2016 campaign, his advisers were pushing him to focus on immigration reform. They had policies that would make it harder for people to illegally immigrate (and legally, tbh), and they figured that would be a winning issue with republican voters. But Trump couldn’t stay on script, and kept neglecting to talk about immigration. So his advisors told him that the policies would be “like a wall” that stopped border crossings. “The wall” was supposed to be a mental image to remind him to discuss immigration. But Trump is too literal-minded, and starts just talking about the wall. The rest is history.

They could’ve made this clearer.

For the uninitiated

I’ll admit I was wrong. I thought any democratic candidate would be in a weaker spot if Biden withdrew, including Harris.

Harris did an excellent job of consolidating the party behind her, something I’m extremely grateful for.

How are there no truck nuts on that thing?

Source for the quote: an article by Peter Wehner in the Atlantic

There’s a reason that rumor spread so effectively

TIL fascists are boggarts from Harry Potter

Looks like you’d be getting the troll’s sloppy seconds NSFW

I don’t know what to call them, kind of an in between between what you would call fast food and what you would expect from a “slow” fancier restaurant

Fast casual? Typical chains considered to be “fast casual” are Chipotle and Five Guys. A local taco/burrito/burger/sandwich place would probably fall in that category.

He’s going for gasps

Red delicious is an abomination that should be cleansed from the earth with fire. That variety’s sole purpose is to be used as a projectile to hurl at people who try to sell you red delicious apples.

Sugarbee apples are my current favorite.

Reminds me of Blazing Saddles:

They said you was hung!

They was right!