You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Is… is this… damn it!

waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

I didn’t come to lemmy on my break to get called out like this

please use the correct form of title, this is almost the only rule we have here.

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

So you go sleep at like… 6pm? right? right?..

Hey thanks for mentioning the artist, I found this online and didn’t have any idea who it was, I’ll update the description

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

Just added this to my brute force dictionary thank you 👌

Come on son, we worked hard and ruined the economy and the climate and the nature, now be a good boy and pay for our retirement.

I thought it was just a silly meme till I saw the Washington Post… holy shit