Also McD actor gets a small reward that takes care of some expenses for the group

Coca Cola

And if someone is going to hijack a plane to pilot it into a building, i doubt their mission would depend on a large tube of toothpaste and a nail clipper

You mean to say there are tiny little humans working inside all the chips in my devices??

Ah, I didn’t think that disposable ones would exist!

The trick is to unplug our computer a few seconds before midnight on December 31st, 9999 and then plug in the wire again

Which do you think will land first if thrown from the top of a tall building - a box with a ton of solid iron, or box with a ton of light fluffy feathers?

Why did he need more than 1 or 2 pairs of salt and pepper shakers though? Why did Mcdonalds need to replace them every month instead of refilling them?

I don’t know if I’ll give him a handy, but you do you

It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

It’s a top heavy organisation, where all of them are the commanding officers

Maybe graphene will find a way into duping those apps to think you have a regular android phone?

Force waves hand “they don’t exist”

You’ve obviously not lived inside an American high school movie

This is so accurate!

I thought Jim Caviezel

Couldn’t ask for a better friend than this guy

Classic mistake of someone Thai trying to speak English. They forgot to write the words “long time” at the end.

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

No that’s 2 girls and only one cup