I always thought birch beer kind of tasted like root beer plus cream soda, so you should try that sometime I bet you’d like it

Still better outcomes than being born a Christian Scientist

If the alternative is cost prohibitive and you have no insurance or some fascist wants to prevent certain people from certain types of care, I think the point is pretty moot. I’m assuming efficacy would be directly related to the skill and knowledge of your cook, just like meth.

Use at your own risk

In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

Then why do you also need this piece of paper that doesn’t even seem to function as a ticket?

I’ll save you a trip: proximity does not illuminate it in the slightest.

Hard agree my friend

I mean how many people do I have to kill with spreadsheets?? I’ve already taught two people vlookups and they said excel made them want to die…

Yeah! They employ this stooge specifically to dispense bad takes. As a joke or something idk

There’s room at the top they are telling you still

But first you must learn how to smile as you kill

If you want to be like the folks on the hill

…Jesus Christ

I have seen some interesting sawzalls online…

Yeah if you’re going with vinyl siding anyway just get the fake brick one

Shoep

Then congratulations you now work at subway

You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!

It’s only a Molotov cocktail if it comes from the Putsch region of Russia, otherwise it’s just sparkling arson.

Terredise?!? Terredise nutz!