According to an interview with Brian Henson, the director, when he reached out to Michael Caine for the role, Caine responded, “I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role and there are no puppets around me.”
Anyone keeping track of how many times this has happened? I think it’s at least 12+ times now.
“I just gotta see this for myself.”
Thank you for clarifying! My brain could only see this as an excerpt and I was not able to seperate it from the assumed rest of the sentence.
Does it have audio for you?
If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.
I could be wrong but is it not just because Susan stopped believing in Narnia? Lucy still shows up for The Last Battle.
EDIT: So do Jill and Polly! This seems a little reductive of Susan’s role in the story as an example of lack of faith and how maturing brings you to focus on your surroundings and lose your inner child.
Mister Nash doesn’t stand a chance now
“You probably thought I couldn’t find it cuz it’s not in season!”
Maybe I can clear a few things up:
There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!
Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring
As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring
Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow
Not formal… Not normal!
There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!
He’s kindly as a saint but he’ll never shirk a battle
To villains everywhere he’s a burr beneath the saddle
He’s nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny
Not mealy… Not really!
Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!
Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!
See the blinding rain come down ‘Oh where is a hero now?’ The children cried
He’s inside… He went inside!
There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell
The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow
And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow
For lo the bridges burneth
That they may not returneth
To learneth… from Erneth!
There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!
Let’s celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue
And should you be his foe, he’ll be sorry if he hurts you
To some he’s just a man but to others he’s a beacon!
He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!
He’s punctual, he’s affable, he’s never quick to quarrel
He’s moral… He’s Ernest P. Worrell!
“Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!” throws to the side “Yep, it’s a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn’t be able to lift that little ol’ inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean.” “Yes sir, it’s all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson.” “ehhehehehehehehe.” Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"
Oh Jack T. Chick will never stop, even after death. I wonder if they still sell the AIDS and homosexual ones from the 80s.
Anyone looking for more of this, check out Boolean Union
I found this site years ago, but I haven’t visited it in forever. They dissect Chick Tracts, and the site is a great way to read the full source material. From a cursory look, it seems they’re still going strong to this day, up to Tract #285 now (there are still new ones being published). It’s not just Chick Tracts, they’ve covered a lot of other evangelical fundamentalist pieces.
EDIT: I was a bit wrong, they just have every tract CATALOGUED on their site. By no means have they dissected them all, though they have quite a bit to dissect. The page I linked is a list of tracts that, when clicked, redirect to the Jack Chick website, where you can read them in full. Anyone looking for in-depth dissections can find them elsewhere on the Boolean Union site.
Look it up, it’s hilarious. He does a little hand movement.
Yes, it was his closer.
Why d’you keep looking at my back?
Tattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.
He only pulled out enough to devastate the Gulf.
I’d believe that. I tried Prime once and it tastes like the fumes from spray paint.
They added microwaves to a grape.