TomAwsm

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“People who annoy you”

“If man is 5 and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7”

My European mind simply cannot comprehend that people accept this shit.

I wonder which of those is worth less? 🤔

While highly probable, that alone doesn’t cause one to stand like this. There must be some insane degree of anterior pelvic tilt going on.

Now monokith.

Time for ANUSTART

Because it looks like a penis?

Didn’t they just end “ending racism”?

Or a T

Imagine religious people realizing God’s pronouns are actually they/them

I’d probably just not have a crazy old man as a guest, but hey ¯\(ツ)/¯

Are you sure this is non-political? Cause it looks a lot like a compass… /s

Fast food didn’t just stop being cheap, it also stopped being fast. Might not be the case for everywhere, but when they got the self-checkout screens they started making every order in order, and nothing more. Now if I order a single item, I still have to wait if there are many orders before mine. I miss the time when I could look behind the cashier and see what they had pre-made to get something immediately.

I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.

Also, in this case: the business = the boss

Steven Wright?

I thought it was pretty well-known by now that doing nothing is really bad for you.

I will never not upvote Airplane references.

They’re eating the akk-dogs and the tusk-cats!