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I’d probably just not have a crazy old man as a guest, but hey ¯\(ツ)/¯

Are you sure this is non-political? Cause it looks a lot like a compass… /s

Fast food didn’t just stop being cheap, it also stopped being fast. Might not be the case for everywhere, but when they got the self-checkout screens they started making every order in order, and nothing more. Now if I order a single item, I still have to wait if there are many orders before mine. I miss the time when I could look behind the cashier and see what they had pre-made to get something immediately.

I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.

Also, in this case: the business = the boss

Steven Wright?

I thought it was pretty well-known by now that doing nothing is really bad for you.

I will never not upvote Airplane references.

They’re eating the akk-dogs and the tusk-cats!

Speak for yourself!

You can say the same thing about almost any group of people. But you shouldn’t.

Cut cucumber in thin slices and put in a bowl. Mix the following: 2 tablespoons of water 2 tablespoons of vinegar (preferably apple cider) 1 tablespoon of sugar 0.5 teaspoon of salt 0.25 teaspoon of pepper

Pour it over the cucumber slices and leave it alone for 10-15 minutes.

Proctologist?

A fire? At a Sea Parks??

Critically =/= contrarily

An asian character named Cho Chang? That’s terrible! That’s like if there was a redheaded Irish character named Seamus Finnigan, or something…

There are no losers in catholicism, only wieners.

If it was olives, we might have an explanation…

Now you don’t (the underwear, I mean)

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