The peanut butter wars are gonna rock your world then.

Somehow my brain is now thinking about the temperature and pressure it takes to turn primordial soup into primordial ketchup.

Almost certainly contains ass pennies. I’ve been sticking $30 worth of pennies up my ass for 11 years. That’s twelve million twelve thousand pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. That coin milk almost certainly has one of my ass pennies in it.

Reminds me of my college days.

Getting blasted in the face full force?

My two rules for my kiddo:

1. Use it correctly.
2. Don’t get me in trouble.

Elton John doesn’t write his own music.

Meme is truth.

The rules are complicated, as they stipulate tipsters in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward cannot nominate themselves.

This means the McDonald’s worker will have to be put forward by an investigating agency, such as the Department of Defense or the FBI, which is then reviewed by an interagency committee.

If approved, the suggestion is passed on to the Secretary of State, who signs off on the final decision.

If that’s not tough enough, the full reward amount could also be in dispute as payment amounts are based on factors from the value of the information provided, the level of threat, the severity of danger or injury to people or property, and the degree of the source’s cooperation.

As for the NYPD’s $10k, the rewards program is granted through Crime Stoppers, where tipsters receive a unique reference number.

This number is crucial as the tipster has to use it call back or check the status of the investigation online before lodging a claim with the NYC Police Foundation and the Crime Stoppers Board of Directors, who ultimately decide whether to approve the tip and instruct the caller how to receive it.

So, if the informant called 911 instead of Crime Stoppers, they might be unable to make the claim.

In both cases, the rewards will only be paid out if the arrest leads to indictment or conviction from the court - so the McDonald’s employee could be waiting a while and even at the end of it all, might not even get a dime.

Doing god’s work over here

This is probably a weird cropping, but I like to think this doors pushed open since there are no hinges on this side.

Some how these maps always forget the Falkland Islands.

The loss of Roman concrete happened before the collapse of the Western Roman empire. This is one exception to your insightful comment. Major public works were halted in the last century before the collapse. The last major project in Western Europe was the Temple of Minerva around 325 CE.

In Constantinople, a small church, tha Hagia Irene, has concrete walls. Larger works, like the famous city walls, don’t have any concrete. It honestly may not have been an appropriate material choice, but other projects didn’t use Roman concrete either. I think this might be because volcanic ash wasn’t readily available.

Only then will Musk arrive on Mars.

Great. When did Mars go woke?

I also think the computer is playing the long con. It tsunts, “It worked this time, but one day ,not tomorrow, not next week, but one day, you’ll have do a fresh install.”

He’s being sarcastic. It’s calling out OP’s reasoning.

I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don’t like drowning it in sauce.

Emily Freedom needs her own show on Food Network, “What could be more America?”

Corrected. Your vote doesn’t count if you vote for Nazis. Don’t be a literal Hitler.

It doesn’t matter who you vote for, just go vote.

After 2022, the majority of the funding comes from never Trumpers.

In 2022, the Forward Party merged with the Renew America Movement and the Serve America Movement.

Renew America Movement was a political group founded by former members of the Trump, George W. Bush, George H…W. Bush, and Reagan administrations. The Serve America Movement was a broad coalition party formed by former President George W. Bush staffers, including National Security Council director Sarah Lenti. Both groups pursued centrist political platforms similar to Forward.

In the 2022 election cycle, most of the Forward Party’s donations have come from its two merger partners, the Renew America Movement and Serve America Movement, which contributed almost $1 million combined.

(source)

Agreed. And the best the Democrats could do was give the next person in line. It didn’t work in 2016 and it didn’t work in 2024.