Space chicken spotted!

Also, it’s crazy how fast “awawi” got adopted. Still have no idea why.

My younger brother. He is entirely sold on billionaire philanthropy and believes Elon is a visionary genius that constantly finds ways to upturn the status quo.

He also thinks Jeff Bezos is a nice guy because he’s so nice in interviews.

Agreed. Oglaf is usually funnier.

No, but it’s a myth so common basically everyone believes it to be true.

The Santa we have today is an amalgamation of a few characters. The red outfit comes from Saint Nicolas. You can just look up “Saint Nicolas” and you’ll find many fairly old depictions of a Christian bishop-like character in red garments carrying a bag of gifts.

A person. It’s your property and you can have the police come and evict them. Very easy to do.

Roaches on the other hand…

*When anyone does it.

The solution to there being too many guns is to remove the guns. Not add more.

Ah yes. The true red blooded American solution; the only way to solve a serious problem is to escalate it out of proportion.

This is why I despise those that constantly check their phone when watching something.

As an artist, I would struggle with that panel. Not because I don’t know how phones work, but I want to be able to depict the words coming from the phone, not the character holding the phone, without the reader getting confused about who’s is saying what.

Sure, it’s inaccurate, but it’s also functional.

Ah, see, here’s the problem; I’m not Shawn either.

History.

Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.

That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…

Yeah? And those forks have also been washed with soap, killing the majority, if not all, of the bacteria present.

What’s your point?

There are PLENTY of examples where violence wasn’t the answer. Those moments made gradual changes that didn’t have epic struggles with heroic figureheads, so they’re boring, they’re not obvious, and nobody talks about them.

There are a lot more examples in history where violence was used as a tool to oppress, threaten, conquer, destroy, or completely wipe out, by great and powerful entities.

Violence is sometimes the answer, if used by cool heads on specific targets with plans on what to do afterwards.

A certain part of your population seems to have forgotten that.

How about not smoking at all?

Smoking means you’re exposing a pair of very sensitive organs to air that is relatively densely saturated with burnt particulates for prolonged periods of time. It doesn’t matter what you’re smoking, it’ll always be bad.

Moreover, it’s not a very efficient delivery system, as a lot of the working “stuff” gets burned and rendered useless.

You want weed? Go make tea or edibles. Much better in every way.

Then sue them. You have the right.