You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people!

Counterpoint: I’ll put whatever I want in my spicy slop and the internet can be mad all it wants, beans are going in there.

I feel that you’re missing the point.

I’m going to assume you aren’t arguing in bad faith and just have poor reading comprehension. In the comic the woman doesn’t just reject the bird, she does so in an unnecessarily cruel way. It’s fine if you have a type, but if you make people who aren’t that type feel bad about themselves for things outside of their control: that makes you toxic. If you can’t see that I don’t know what to tell you.

1. This is a comic strip on the internet, chill.
2. It is toxic to have the response the woman depicted in said comic had over a physical feature that someone has no control over. What genders are involved don’t actually matter.

Look at the super fan over here carving the name of their favorite band into their couch.

You don’t actually think you’re getting another election in '28, do you? Because I don’t think you will.

I’m not giving the Chinese myth dragon “defence”. She’s not real. Full stop. It’s okay if you don’t like it

Bro, you can’t say that!

Dude, she isn’t real.

Why do you have to like either of them? They both sound like idiots.

Well, I stand corrected.

Buddy must have had less than 3 life.

This is porn to me.

Please, I can only be so erect.

I love this.

Not only was the piloting bad, so was the camera work. Holy fuck, keep the thing in the centre of the shot.

Where the fuck did I put my glasses? Lemme just put on these glasses to look for them.

Oh, right.

This is as wholesome as it is sad.

everything the newspapers tells us is just true…

Where does it say that in this post?