Oh harry potter

A female, stinky frog farts

enjoying the log

Naw, give her a broom:

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Keeper

Meth? Crack? Fentanyl?

Just use them

What were your oxygen levels?

Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

Sure they will.

Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(

Lemmy.world

I’d have to figure out how

Like Trump

You won’t be able to hear them! Problem solved.

What if you just…wore headphones? Will security escort you put with a baton?

My listed job duties are infinitely vague and I’m responsible for everything.

Why no headphones? Is management a bunch of Nazis?

Cold hard floors?

I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

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