So which is it? Joe Biden is a demented old man, or the right hand of Satan.

Gravy Seals

He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.

Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Buttholegeuse

Are they comin’ right round?

I don’t see any eyebrows, so he might have.

Scientists say no plastic is truly microwave safe. Maybe we eat it?

What about the Brown Eyed Girl?

I’ve heard Cambodian breast Milk is the finest.

I know one die hard RATM fan that works for a huge insurance company.

From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

Ronald MAGAdonald

You should also shave all of your body hair. Without eyebrows you may look like Mark Zuckerberg. Who wouldn’t want that?

Shitter. That’s what I’ll always call it.

You get a sweet badge when it turns 20.

It has been called “brewing” before.

cOuCh fUcKeR

What bird?