Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Fuck slop

Stalin 🤝 Trump
Being a dictator even though he has a team

Many kids recently have been carrying around an addictive and dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide in their bags. The temptation to have a “sip”, as the youth call dosing on the drug, can often be overpowering. Please sign this petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide in schools

Unpopular opinion but it’s sometimes better than the alternative. Growing up abused is the worst. One horrible act can be less bad than a lifetime of abuse and trauma.

I googled pizzacake reddit api and couldn’t find anything

Your house is on fire and your entire family is trapped inside.

The firefighters ran in to save your wife, and then got scared and ran out again, and she burned to death.

Then they ran in to save your child, but they got hungry and came back out for lunch. Your child burned to death.

Now your baby is dying, and the firefighters want you to help save it. And you’ve decided to let your baby burn in a fire because you’re mad at the firefighters.

She was technically right that it was her turn. She won the popular vote. The American people chose her. The only reason she wasn’t president, is America isn’t a democracy.

I have girlfriends in the US. Give me a microphone and I’ll shout death to Trump as loud as you want.

It’d also inspire assassinations against more fascist leaders, like Vance, Musk, and The Gathering. They’re not invincible.

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So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?

He didn’t call for it. He wished for it. Big difference. One involves other people, one involves candles, shooting stars, and genies.

Jack Black was mean to his friend just because his friend didn’t like Trump

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/04/texas-volunteers-fined-feeding-homeless-heat

https://reason.com/2013/03/29/feeding-the-homeless-without-permission/

It’s legal if you do it for Jesus. Not if you do it because of your heart.

This corn is raw!

2009? Definitely not the first meme.

The eyebrows say that’s Teal’c

Sending this to my living airplane friends