Naw, you can make out the microphone bracket …it’s a headset

Why would he still have on his phone headset during lunch too?

Damn, my work at a non profit yields me free coffee and water. I think I’m underselling myself

my list

It was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen.

My father, he was orange and me mother, she was green.

Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

This looks like a 6 pound field canon. Probably used by reenactors or at ren fairs.

You just gave me horrible flashbacks of Dreamweaver.

Hell, my company switches 401k providers every year, another company now gets all my info or I lose my 401k and I have no choice

Not just them. I’ve gotten 3 letters from providers saying data was stolen and 1 from my ins company saying the same.

It’s a wonder we even try to keep this shit safe anymore where every company with underpaid or incompetent IT/security hold our data.

God damn I love this movie. Steve Martin just fuckin killed it as the waiter. And the entire scene at the coffee house church with Dr Teeth.

I can still hear the opening of the song …

Oooohhhhh. YEAAaAAh!!!

Welcome to your daily “windows sucks” post.

I’m so sorry for you

We are all in same boat. Ive gotten dozens upon dozens of letters from companies. Most even say, sorry we were hacked 8 months ago. Letting you know all your personal info was stolen.

I’m sure my social security number, work history, previous addresses, relatives, cars I owned, houses…probably how many times I shit per day also.

Just keep your credit permanently frozen until you need it. Keeps credit card offers from your mailbox also…

Take a book with you…or start reading the backs of the cleaning products under the sink

Hell, offer me free booze, trees, food, and Wrestling… I’ll be there and promise to be better company than those guys

How many non tech people would use this, especially if not in play store. 95% of people don’t know fdroid exists

You only need to worship 1 thing in this world.

The Stanley Cup

1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual you twat

Anonymity is impossible with enough data to put together a profile.