Kraiden

“At least democrats are openly evil marxist traitors”

Mother fucker, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO ALL OF THIS CRAP!! un-fucking-believable!

Honestly, it’s much of a muchness, but for the sake of accuracy: It was the fetus that was tested, not the mother

Psst… your projection is showing…

Honestly, yeah! If it’s not going to happen, fine, that’s life sometimes. If I’m doing something that doesn’t work for you, or you want something different, how tf am I supposed to know that? I’m not psychic ffs. If you fake an orgasm, you get what you deserve.

“It was a stupidity, a mistake,” he told Bild newspaper. “I am getting serious threats. I have apologised to St Pauli.”

Why do these people always think just throwing in a “lol jk” is gonna make this better somehow?

Didn’t that come from 4chan? The pooper of the internet? No wonder it was filled with sharpies

Yeah! Just once, I want Elmo to try and poison a whole city with laughing gas so he can rob every bank in the city simultaneously

Wow! They’re really struggling to attack him! He’s gotta be squeaky clean if this is the best they can do!