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On clear nights, in areas without light pollution, planets can look huge and bright like an airplane or helicopter.

I guess the real question is, why would a spy plane have its lights on?

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23455128

The last day of Christmas (12th day) is January 6th, so yes. Also known as Epiphany or Three Kings Day.

Oh dear god…I thought you were joking.

My wife, that hasn’t used her laptop on a desk since 2018:

Yeah, I am not a fan. You can turn it off from the system settings menu, but it reactivates on restart. There is no way to disable it permanently.

I recently got a BMW i4 (their electric mid-size sedan). These new cars beep if you start to stray to the next lane without first engaging the turn signal.

My company’s Sprinter van goes as far as yanking you back to your lane unless you engage the turn signal first.

Damned tech ruining a good vintage meme.

I find your lack of imagination, disturbing.

I have definitely had fun with a frozen Baby Ruth and a melty Hershey’s (not simultaneously).

Thank you!

Ricky was always a creep…even before his mom blew up.

You’re assuming that all they planned to do with the Snickers was eat it.

Why? I am out of the loop.

I love that the dog’s only concern was saving his human and the guy’s main freakout was for his dog.

A month? I’ve known guys for years and still don’t know their names and it is WAY too late to ask.

I have yet to see mass adoption of “Luigi is a terrorist” amongst the US population. In fact, quite the opposite.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

What if you are VERY mixed race? Is that an automatic “American”?

That makes a lot more sense. I thought it was an outlet “othering” him for being gay. It is my fault for not noticing the URL.

Good job him! That said, I fail to see how his sexual orientation had anything to do with his success. It seems like his success had everything to do with his marketing/PR savvy instead.

Why does the Russian get to have all the fun?