Pay attention to me! Ignore Luigi and Elon. I’m the news! I will have order!

Sounds like a hell yeah to me

Is ‘bah humbug’ an acceptable response?

Spectrum capped my threats at 4 years. They refused to negotiate so I cancelled. And committed to that decision.

Of course not. They live for the outrage and offense they cause. It’s like a validation for them that they’re on the right track. Like finding enemies in a video game, it indicates that it’s the path to follow. They don’t realize they’re the villain though.

Consider it a “crusade” as they’re described by evangelical groups.

The grand old pharisaical party will still try to hide their lust for power with piety.

Looks life a shared fence. Maybe you should have offered to help instead of making this post.

Who did you vote for?

We also don’t know how to read. But our votes all count the same. And that’s the genius in the system.

My damn*

Neither one knows how to cook. Doomed to starve

Who ordered the unhappy meal?

Well, once they’re armed they can just choose whatever books

He’s threatening us with a good time

Some took to the sky and that’s how we have aerial fossils in the upper atmosphere. Surely from the great flood that’s in every ancient culture.

It looks like a guy and his couch.

Jerk-ules needs to go back under his rock.

Texas belongs to Mexico

You mean like the Kingdom of heaven in the Bible? Everybody has a home, food, and eradication of disease. The 1000 year reign in a cashless, classless society? Lol