Who else read this to the tune of SOAD’s sugar?

What are those sauces? Mashed potatoes and gravy?

Hey you make eggs like me

Whatcha want from me?

Never eating anything else again.

That’s my favourite thing about broccoli - I take a bite from the bushy part and get an explosion of flavor

Me too, or simply just "what?"would be better too

Even then though…rice. People all around the world eat rice every day

But grape and cherry are the best

Sounds like you were lucky then, because I remember elementary school too and probably every 5th kid did this on the regular. And have you ever dealt with the really young kids <6 years old? They’ll ask for a boost, suck that spout like a teat, and let everything that they don’t swallow run down their neck soaking their shirt, but they’ll be hydrated.

Money is 7/4

Thanks but no thanks 👍

That jokey phrase is ancient

Hey fish are people too you know

Yeah, pick any two humans and put them in a similar situation, and I truly believe that you’ll see similar empathy 99.9% of time time. But that fucking 0.1%, they’re ruthless and they’re rewarded handsomely for that behavior.

Really? You’re going to complain about one country’s genocide and justify another in the same sentence? At least be consistent

Why is everyone saying AI? This is clearly two videos stitched together. Look at the sloppy fade at the bollards where the videos meet. This is an old-fashioned manufactured video. Ffs this doesn’t look anything like an AI generated video

Still had me laughing my ass off though

Well it sure ain’t stored in the balls

Ya, next question

H-E-triple hockey sticks