So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.
Sweat+makeup/body paint=bad time
So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.
Hey, you got fucked 3 different ways!
Take a deep breath and beware of the dark side.
Although not as aggravating as sand in sensitive crevices, doing it laying or kneeling on a hard floor (stone, tile or wood) is very uncomfortable.
Two weeks later still finding sand in the most insane places.
Still, 100% worth it