Meanwhile…

one out of three female Azurill evolves into a male Marill

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Azurill_(Pokémon)

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Are you saying that only poor people hate consumerism? Rejecting consumerism is an indirect way to gain wealth though frugality.

Yeah. That backpack kinda sucks.

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I’d like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

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But Jesus had 12 disciples.

That quote reminded me of this funny commercial https://youtu.be/_hgN4Fqulmw

I even worry about transiting places like this.

ORLY? https://sh.itjust.works/post/21508917

One of my most memorable experiences skating on “no skateboarding allowed” property in Jr. High, where a RAC came up and one of my friends said “Um, excuse me, suck my dick sir.” I thought “omg we are fucked” and just ran.

Another time in HS I wasn’t even skating, I just had my skateboard with me, and had climbed up onto a wall outside a mall loading dock. I saw the RAC’s coming and got worried they’d be dicks like always and ran into a Walgreens in the mall. I thought they weren’t following me and I’d kill time, so I stopped to do my blood pressure check at the machine, then went to piss. On my way out an undercover RAC slammed me up against the wall and said into his radio “we got him!” Another RAC came and started patting me down, and when he got to the back of my Alternative Tentacles record company shirt, right where the words “Stop Skate Harassment” were printed, I looked back at him, and he said “yeah I see your shirt.” They then said I was a cocaine dealer who had just gone and flushed my stash down the toilet. I was like 16, had never done drugs, and was like “whaaaat? Are you crazy?” They let me go but told me not to come back for 3 months. I worked in that mall though so I ignored them.

Or on skateboards, running from rent-a-cops.

I had Kaiser for like 20 years, over half of that with a growing family who was also in Kaiser, and never had a claim denied, had really good experiences.

I switched to Cigna when I moved out of Kaiser’s area and was denied a treatment within 1 year, after waiting for a few months, the day before treatment was to occur.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that kind of bloat with Linux.

Shouldn’t those be limited to 128 characters, or spread out over multiple reviews? Surely that would make them more readable, right?

One time as a kid I took a southern Baptist church trip to Central America. When I got back my racist uncle said “y’all look like a bunch of foreigners.” Mind you that at the time I was blond enough to be a Hitler Youth poster boy, but heaven forbid my skin was brown from being in the sun. 🙄

“But soon people in my position will be able to have an AI make the call for them so they don’t have to have that embarrassing conversation”