• samus12345@lemm.ee
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    18 hours ago

    I hopped up and I said

    “I don’t know, do you want to get something delivered?”

    She’s like "Why would I want to eat liver?

    I don’t even like liver!"

    I’m like “No, I said ‘delivered.’”

    She’s like “I heard you say ‘liver!’”

    I’m like “I should know what I said.”

    She’s like “Whatever, I just don’t want any liver!”