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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

    Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

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      It's 1.9:1 or nothing!

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        OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

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          I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

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      You can resize windows on desktop you know

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        I can do a lot of things.

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        Is it that serious?

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          deleted by creator

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          First day on the internet?

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