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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Space Marines will never be the same again!

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Space Marines will never be the same again!

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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    Superman as a power source

    https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305

  • erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh
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    even better: a human super soldier centipede so you can carry even more while only needing to feed one of them :).

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      So, a human centipede of sorts? Bad idea! Have you not seen the documentaries?

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    I think machine sentience is heavily regulated and also susceptible to psykers while having no psychic potential of their own, so the combatants are biological and the lifting stuff is done by machines.

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      I’ll sanction the use of servitors but these machines sound dangerously close to abominable intelligences. I’ll have to report you to the commissar.

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      This sounds like a possible conversation to be had like in 15 years, but happening in real life.

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        What? When Psychics come out of hiding under the flag of their immortal emperor Raven?

        The amount of random nonsense replies I get, I stg people just want to annoy me.

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          Ukraine is going to invent psykers in 2031 when NATO runs out of missiles

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    Soldiers win battles, logistics wins space wars

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    Fencers, the heavy exoskeleton class of the EDF games, starts out as a civilian human forklift. Don’t let your memes be dreams.

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    This is the plot of an old Kurt Russell movie.

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      Overboard, right?

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      Which one? I will watch it.

      • streetlights@lemmy.world
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        It’s a classic https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120157/

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          The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.

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    roboute guilliman enters the chat

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