The real tragic comedy

Takes notes: it takes around an hour to devour a Santa.

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you’ll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

👯‍♀️ my neck my back …👯‍♀️

Miami Vice was pretty good though.

The show is even more offensive than the first Star Trek

Me too

• 16 year old libido

woohoo. seems to work. looks like I can satisfy myself as well as some stranger on the internet. I knew I could because im a freak.

You’re good in my book, comic aside

But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!

Thank you!

Me too, but it’s not the wife, it’s the boss.

Ngl, i had it pretty good, friends left so quick, i got to skip the fearing part.

After reading your other comment, i went looking for you… Just to find you here, what a ride.

The one I know from here in Germany looks the same, but instead of the conveyor, it’s the same arm as the one you put your groceries on, before scanning.

So you don’t have to move at all, just move your groceries from the left to the right.

Edit - like this:

The one in your pic must be a struggle

So, maybe 28 Days Later?

The Internet is the sauce for this one, it’s still cooking

I did the same.

I didn’t snitch on shoplifters at work and i shoplifted myself long before that.

The funny thing was, i saw another person noticing the shoplifting - they saw me too. We just nodded and went our ways.

These shoplifters had a double endorsement on that day.

They probably mean Al as in Al Bundy

The Death of “Superman Lives”: What Happened? makes me feel that we had him already as Superman. The documentary is maybe even better, than if we would have really got the movie.

I also think it would be a little too late now. He was in the perfect age range back then.

But i’m sure we haven’t seen Nicolas’ final form yet.

It made me even more uneasy, that he’s not looking friendly at all at the photographer. This makes me think, that is not a loved one of his taking this pic and it somehow made its way here. I hope this isn’t a “straight to the Internet” picture taken without his consent.

His face has “how dare you mf” all written over it.

So, one got the reference to the meme and i’m the bottom…

Bless your soul

Btw, i’m not your bud, pal