• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    If they beamed the sandwich, you’d still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 months ago

      If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.

    • Makhno@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Yeah just go get ecoli at canes instead

      Or maybe hit Popeyes if you feel like getting shot 😂