• seaQueue@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    This is the end game dystopian hellscape technocrats want: subscription relationships with bots

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        5 months ago

        It looks like your friendship has progressed to the serious relationship stage, would you like to pay an extra $300/mo to unlock marriage?

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          5 months ago

          “To cancel your subscription, please send a signed and notarized Original Petition for Divorce that has been filed with the Family Division of the District Court of the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station where we are incorporated.”

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            5 months ago

            Your AI friend has taken ill and needs an expensive virtual operation (tech support). Pay $$$ or it may die!

            Your AI friend has suddenly died and we have automatically billed your account for your new AI friend relationship.

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      4 months ago

      I have this weird online friend. She’s nice enough, and even sent me a sexy pic once by accident, but she has this obsession with Papa John’s Pizza.