Okay so how do I get balls and breast, you had me at aren’t necessary

I’ve been married for years now, have multiple kids, my wife still makes fun of the fact that when she moved in with me, I had a pack of sausages, and a 6 pack of beer in the fridge…

My issue with buying food, is that when I go to the store my ADHD kicks me in the face, and I don’t know what I need. I’d make a shopping list, but my ADHD don’t allow me to do that. I have to submit papers for the chance to get evaluated if I need adhd medication, but my ADHD stops me from doing that today, because the deadline doesn’t exist

Ah this was me when I bought my first car… It was super cheap though. But it had just passed the EU control, so I thought it was safe to drive.

Anyway, when I was driving my niece, and her friend, the fucking break disk rusted lose! I drove them fucking carefully to the train, and carefully drove home.

I called my nieces father and confessed, and I asked him how to replace the breaks. He had never done it before, but he’s the kind of guy who reads something once and he remembers it. Anyway I drove to a shop and bought new break disks and pads, and some tools, and drove fucking carefully home.

It took me 3 days to change the breaks, mainly because of the rust, I got a neighbor to help push the break piston back in, as the tool I bought was to weak. To top it of, I have either fibriomyalgia or rheumatism, and my fingers hurt for weeks after, even though it was the middle of the summer.

The back breaks needs to be changed now. But I can’t do it in the winter, I can’t change the breaks in the back when it’s below zero outside. Wife just wants to buy a new (used) car, but our budget, due to needing a 6, 7 or 8 seater, would give us the same age, same length driven car. And we need to cars…

I like the word unhoused, it implies they should just be housed if they are homeless. Everyone should be housed, even if they don’t own a home

That’s why they are held in higer regard

Yes we are the poor. If you need a job to survive you are the working class. The middle class is a concept to avoid people eating the rich. This also counts if your salary is a million, if you need to continue to work to make your life work, you are the working class.

Trump has actually been pictured at his desk, forgetting to hide his stimulant medications

And you have your kids in the car

He’s trying to make each new board seam like an escalation

Definetly no cheating…

The dreads were magic, and you helped him free him self, and now he works a white collar job

Time before what? Before you canceled?

There are a few rare exceptions though. Like if your local drag queen is JD Vance. Mister if he’s not allowed to make a non-nuclear family, then everyone else has to also not be allowed to do that, him self.

EDIT: I recalled another exception. If your local drag queen is Rudy Giuliani… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LOUHO7SVPM

For JD Vance in drag, it’s a simple Google image search, before he makes it illegal to host those images

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Every accusation is an admission

You used to say it was the best country in the world. And it used to be arguably true.

No, need to keep the peasants to tired to revolt

You can grow a banana at home. Dwarf banana plants can grow inside. The normal size banana plant is not living room sized, no wonder people think they grow on trees

But how many people drink coffee? And how many bananas can you grow for your self?

Is it really a bug or is it just boiling the frog slowly?

Is it really a fluke or just boiling the frog slowly?